A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the bottle. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone.

       "It's Pastor Steve, Mommy," the child said to her mother.

      Then she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle."
 

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