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Great fun for Those in the Mood to Laugh

Mark Lowry
The Last Word (Part 1)

Mark Lowry w/Bill Gaither
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Funny Dogs

 
      My little four-year-old nephew watches WAY too much TV.

      I asked him what sound a duck makes, and he said, "AFLAC!"

 

Truth

Adults are just kids who owe money.

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

Courage is fear that has said its prayers.

DIAPER spelled backward is REPAID.

I don't feel old.
I don't feel anything until noon.
Then it's time for my nap.

If evolution is true, why do mothers still only have one pair of hands?

The older I get,  the faster I was.

Your mouth is the microphone of your heart.

If God takes you to it, He'll lead you through it.

Laughter is better than fun. It's a gift from God.

     Certainly, we should thank God regularly for a sense of and a love for humor.

      We know laughter is from God because children learn how to do it so quickly. Children love to laugh, and God loves children.

      Laughter is a great weight loss mechanism. A hundred good kackles burns the same number of calories as 15 minutes on a stationary bike.

     Sarah, a very old woman who never rode an exercise bike and who God wanted to have a baby, declared in Genesis 21:6, "God has brought me laughter. All who hear about this will laugh with me."

     Sarah knew how to rejoice.

     When God brought back his exiles to Jerusalem, they sang, "We were filled with laughter, and we sang for joy."
      And the other nations said, "What amazing things the Lord has done for them."

     "Laughter is silly," said Solomon, one of history's wisest men. And laughter as part of a pleasure-seeking life is pretty silly.

      But as part of a loving life, composer Gilbert M. Martin in "The Jesus Gift" claims laughter is one of our greatest gifts to our Lord:
      "Give him laughter, bring peace-filled laughter, Offer him simple warm laughter and love."

       It's pretty simple. Laughter makes us feel giddy, a condition conducive to rejoicing.

      On the down days when it's hard or even impossible to laugh, remembering the good times, the times of laughter, offers us hope. Even through Job was ready to hang it all up, Bildad the Shuhite offered hope: "God will once again fill your mouth with laughter and your lips with shouts of joy."

    Laughter and joy seem to go together

    Jesus said not to borrow troubles from tomorrow, but instead to borrow hope and joy from seeking the Kingdom of God.

    The Christian walk is a joyful one.

    There is plenty in life to smile and laugh about. A forgiven man, like a child, is quick to smile, and quick to lift up others. He is hopeful and confident, and always on the brink of rejoicing.

    Laugh often, thank God for laughter, and remember how good it feels. The joyful memories, and the hope such memories offer, may just help get you through the next bad day.


 
     I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked!

      As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat," Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!"

 


Why?

You know that little indestructible black box on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Why is it that to stop your computer, you have to click on "Start?"

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid that someone will clean
them?

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
 

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin
with.

Why do people go to McDonald's, order a double burger with large French fries,
and insist on getting a Diet Coke?

More nonsense!

 

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